This is the World’s First All-in-One Glove for Handjobs

The Handie

The Handie, aptly dubbed the “Finishing Tool,” is basically a next-level sock.

The silicone glove slips over the hand like a mitt and claims to feel like “inner flesh” when, ahem, wet. Rather than slathering it in KY Jelly, however, a chamber attached to the glove squirts out water-based lube by the push of a button. There’s also a fabulously awkward vibrating bullet attached to the glove’s pinky finger that adds to the I‘m-getting-whacked-off-by-Iron-Man feel.

The Handie – Glove for Handjobs

The final touch involves a “catcher cup” to temporarily hold the goods until you can run over to the toilet, turn the cup inside-out, and flush. Then it’s just wash, rinse, repeat. Easy clean-up points.

Sold? The Handie will cost you $150 for a first-run edition of “handmade” Handies on IndieGoGo, and $50 for a second run. Now, imagine using this and having your girlfriend walk in on you. Babe, I can explain!