What 10 Real Men Think About Queefing

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Queefing. You either learned about it while giggling in sex ed or while watching South Park. According to popular belief, it’s what happens when your heart makes a wish. According to scientists, it’s the sound of air being expelled from the vagina after a particularly rousing romp.

Either way, it’s a curious situation everyone’s experienced (unless you’re a man or a liar) and we asked 10 guys to give us their honest opinion on mid-sex queefing. Here’s their enchanting and (sometimes) hilarious responses: 

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If you’re having sex, hopefully there’s some weird shit going down — you don’t want to be boring right? Where there’s weird sex stuff going on, there will likely be weird noises… fart noises. Admire them and move on.

Rudy C.

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I’m not down with it. I had a chick who thought that shit was hilarious and it killed it for me. I have PQSD — Post Queef Stress Disorder.

Tommy B.

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It always makes me giggle, even if I’m just giggling in my head. I try to move past it if it happens while I’m doing the deed with my lady. Sometimes it just makes me lose steam and we have to start from scratch, if you know what I’m sayin’.

Michael N.

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Let’s face it, queefing happens. I’m still coming to terms with the fact that it’s NOT a fart. Thanks, South Park.

Dan D.

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If I get to hear it, that means we’re having sex — so I won’t complain. Definitely filed under “privileged sounds.”

Kris C.

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If the pussy ain’t fartin’ when we’re fucking, I’m not hittin’ it proper!

Phil R.

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It doesn’t really matter to me, honestly. The only noises I ever notice come from a girl’s vagina is during or just after sex, and when I’m having sex I don’t care about anything.

Ruben V.

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I understand queefing can be both voluntary and involuntary. Either way I just see ’em as her chute toot. No queef beef here.

Tim Y.

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I only appreciate queefing if the woman can do it on command or I was the reason there was air in the girl’s vagina. Other than that I find it absolutely repulsive.

Zo F.

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Doesn’t really bother me, too busy boning.

 Tarun B.

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Picthx Sam Shapiro

 

What 10 Real Men Think About Queefing.