This App Helps You Give Better Oral by Licking Your Screen

Telling someone they might need a little more practice in the bedroom is never easy, but thankfully a new smartphone app wants to teach your tongue a few oral-pleasing tricks.

It’s called “Lick This,” and it’s a browser-only app that utilizes your smartphone’s touch screen to give your tongue a proper cunnilingus-worthy workout. Users pick one of three exercises, such as flicking a light switch and turning a pencil crank, which they of course then have to complete using nothing but the hole in their faces and the pink writhing things that come out of them. Mmm, sexy.

It’s all in good fun, the app’s creators, who call themselves Club Sexy Time, insist.

“Do we think you’ll be a better lover because of it? No,” co-creator Chris Allick told Fast Company, “Do we think it’s an interesting approach to human computer interaction and making people think about their sexuality and maybe start a conversation? Totes.”

Like any good, safe romp, however, CST suggests laying down some plastic wrap first to prevent the spread of germs. Good, we wouldn’t want things to get awkward between you and your conference call.


This App Helps You Give Better Oral by Licking Your Screen.