The Wangster is a Penis Guitar on Craigslist

Don’t allow the description of “great for slide. Ready for some hot licks. All solid wood” distract you from what is actually being sold. The penis guitar — a custom vintage Wangcaster — was recently listed on Craigslist in Raleigh, North Carolina. The literally ballsy instrument didn’t attract many customers forcing the seller in a “final [price] reduction.” Although having two large cajones hanging from the guitar’s stem seems nonfunctional, the visual aesthetic compensates for the potential lack of audio benefits. I doubt the Wangcaster is still listed, but it embodied the title of “perfect gag gift.” Enjoy the seller’s descriptive puns and why it’s perfect for Mother’s Day:

Get a load of this! For sell – Rare vintage custom Wangcaster with hard case. Nice playing smooth neck with fast action. Great for slide. Ready for some hot licks. All solid wood! New Elixirs this morning. New output jack and bone nut by a professional luther. Extra strings and pick included. Perfect for Mother’s Day. Need gone today. No trades – cash only – today only. Thanks for looking.

The Wangster is a Penis Guitar on Craigslist



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