Bloggers Use Dildos to Create the Adult Version of ‘Where’s Waldo?’

Subtle Dildo

Remember spending countless hours pouring over those larger-than-life Where’s Waldo books? You’d break each scene into sections and systematically comb through the clusterfuck of wizards, sunburned beach-goers and medievel knights. After half a day , you’d finally find the slippery candy cane-patterned asshole, breathe a sigh of relief that Martin Handford wasn’t trolling you, and move on to the next page.

Subtle Dildo

Inspired by the popular childhood pastime, a group of friends created Subtle Dildo a blog that swaps Waldo with a big, flesh-colored dildo and challenges people to find it in different photos. The bloggers claim that the whole thing is an “installation art project about the place of rubber in our lives,” which is bullshit. It’s really just a blog with a bunch of sneaky dildos. Hey, we dig it.



Charisma Madarang

I enjoy long walks to Taco Bell.