This Pizza Slice Thong Comes in a Pizza Box

Pizza Panty

We got word from our friends at Incredible Things that a one-of-a-kind pizza party was going on… in the form of pizza-shaped panties.

Crafted by Evrything Pizza, there’s now a Kickstarter campaign where you can order a pair of pepperoni lingerie for just $10. Each thong has a boxer-style waistband, while the rest of the coverage is taken cared of by the cheese and pepperoni toppings. For an extra charge, it’ll come delivered in a perfectly shaped, single-serve pizza box — just like the real thing!

Pizza Underwear

There’s also a New York resident-only special that includes Phil (the guy who designed the wearable pies) showing up on your doorstep with an 18″ pizza hot and fresh out the oven.

Also, this is the perfectly opportunity to make endless pizza party in your pants puns to, er, set the mood. There’s some things money can’t buy, for everything else, there’s pizza.