Thanks to Russian designer Marina Malygina, the two best things in life — sex and pizza (don’t argue with us) — can now be found on one glorious condom.
Inspired by Joey from the popular TV series Friends, Malygina sought to address the character’s ever-present dilemma: sex or food?
The designer explains:
What is sex? Fun and pleasure! What else can give us these feelings? Of course, food!
When I was creating this package, I was inspired by Joey character (F.R.I.E.N.D.S.) and his well-known problem:
«- If you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
– Okay… sex. No, food. No, uh… I want both!»
So, with a heavy dose of 90s nostalgia and midnight cravings, she designed a tiny pizza box filled with condoms packaged to look like five cheesy, pepperoni pizzas. Whether the condoms taste and smell like melty pie has yet to be determined. We’re guessing they’re just as disappointing as weed-flavored jimmy hats.
If you’re still asking why, the answer is America. “Pizza and sex are the important parts of American culture and especially tv-shows and movies,” says Malygina. “That’s why this limited comdoms’ [sic] package will be interesting for most of young people not only F.R.I.E.N.D.S. fans.”