You Can Now Buy Land on ‘Pen Island’

Is your lifted Truck with aftermarket rims not cutting it? Now, thanks to  Mother Nature, you can peacock by buying land on Mavuva, a penis-shaped island which we’ve unofficially dubbed “Pen Island.”

Heh.

View of the main beach

View of the main beach

The secluded island is located off the coast of Vanua Levu, Fiji’s second largest island, and boasts 42-acres of land. According to sources, plots are on sale for around $122,000 (cheaper than most NY apartments). Along with its phallic appeal, living on the island includes a list of perks, including a beachfront clubhouse, 360-degree view on a hilltop, restaurant, bar and excellent surfing.

Floating around the lagoon/ Photo via Mavuva Island

Floating around the lagoon/ Photo via Mavuva Island

An alluring description on the company site reads:

Mavuva Island sits in a protected coral lagoon that hosts an amazing variety of marine life, and entirely within the Great Sea Reef, the world’s third largest barrier reef, and one of the natural treasures of Fiji. The Island rises to 35 metres along a central ridgeline with an abundance of native tropical flora, coconut palms, interesting lava rock outcroppings, and two long white sand beaches, offering a unique lifestyle opportunity for a select group of owners.

View from the hilltop/ Photo via Mavuva Island

View from the hilltop/ Photo via Mavuva Island

Oddly enough, there’s no mention of the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live on a pecker-shaped paradise.