Remember that company that ships your enemies glitter? Playing off this idea of next-level hate mail, a new service called Dick by Mail will send your enemies a sugary package of penis-shaped gummies, along with an anonymous note saying, “EAT A BAG OF DICKS.”
Concocted by a 29-year-old entrepreneur operating under the alias “Dick Richards,” each bag of dicks will cost you $15. Not convinced? The site reasons, “you were going to spend it on drugs anyway. This is better.” Point taken.
So, who in your life warrants getting their day ruined/improved by delicious candy penises? DR has some suggestions:
The annoying guy at the office. Your Ex who decided to see other people before telling you.
The Teacher that doesn’t care about your dead grandma. The person that murdered your grandma.
If you happen to be one of the schmucks on the receiving end of this genius prank, do remember to share. Cue Oprah.