Hilarious Tutorial How to Give Head with Grapefruit [NSFW]

I’m going to have to give the lady a slow clap on this one. Not only am I impressed but holy shit, “I could’ve been fucking a grapefruit all these years.”

A few notes: 1) Who knew the voice of an angel could also sound like a pack of wolverines trapped in a tornado? 2) “You’re actually losing weight while you’re sucking his dick” is officially the best thing ever said on the internet, ever.