Erotic Masseuse On Everything You’ve Wanted to Know About ‘Massage Parlors’

That’s gotta be a happy-ending kind of place.

It’s something you’ve often thought when driving by the glowing neon 24-HOUR MASSAGE sign at night. Still, you’re not quite sure how it works.

Do you go in and play coy, waiting for the masseuse to give you a cheery thumbs up? What happens if you ask for a little extra and it turns out not be that kind of place, making the next 40 minutes of silent PG massaging incredibly awkward.

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A recent reddit AMA with an “Erotic Massage Therapist” breaks down the standard protocol for parlors opened past 9 pm. With 2 years experience of giving handjobs, blowjobs and protected sex with paying clients, sexymasseuse gives us the rundown.

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Does the sexual nature of your job take away from your sex drive off the clock? Does sex for fun ever feel like sex for work?

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It definitely does. I honestly can’t enjoy sex as much anymore unless I have an emotional connection with a guy. If I don’t have that, yes it feels like work and I don’t enjoy myself.

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What is the best way to tell if an “Asian massage palor” is full service?

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 If it’s open past 9:00pm on a weekday, you can be sure that it is an erotic massage parlor.

Also does it have windows, but they’re blacked out? Another sign that it’s an erotic massage parlor.

The full service part is tricky because it depends on how discrete the place is. At our parlor, we can tell if someone is new to the experience because they look very nervous and look ashamed. So we tell them to pay the house price ($60) and give them a normal massage for 20 minutes. Then at the end, what I personally do is stroke their cock and ask them if they want full service. If they say yes, I tell them it’s $140. Sometimes it’s a little lower, sometimes higher depending on how nice they are… If you ask too many specific questions, we might think you’re a cop and only give you the massage.

Also, most regulars or people that have been to a parlor know to put the money for full service in plain sight so that we see it and we both have an understanding of what’s going on.

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What “Full Service” actually means.

Full service in our industry is usually blowjob/handjob/intercourse.

Picthx Jake Bjeldanes

Picthx Jake Bjeldanes

Please regale us with your sexiest tale.

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… I was really wet and didn’t even need to grab the massage oil that I usually use as lube. His cock went in and god it felt so good. I put my hands on his chest he fucked me slowly. He told me to go RCG and he played with my pussy. Seriously this never happens. Most clients are just trying to get theirs and don’t care about making it pleasurable for us girls.

When he fucked me doggystyle I had to make him stop for a moment because I had a real orgasm. He’s one of only a handful of clients I let kiss me. That’s a big NO NO for me usually, but god I let him make me his fuck doll and do pretty much whatever he wanted with me. He didn’t ask or do anything weird so it was ok. After he came, I flat out told him he’s one of the sexiest clients I’ve ever had and I hope he would come again soon. Unfortunately, he was only in town for that weekend and didn’t know when he would be back.

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What is the smallest penis you have seen?

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Smallest penis was this 35-year old Japanese FOB who came in. I felt bad for him. His cock honestly looked like just the head.

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Do you give the massage on a regular massage table, or do the massage and the full service on a regular bed? Do the sheets get changed after every client?

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 We have massage beds and use towels instead of sheets. We change them after every client and throw away the old towels. We have 6 rooms and I have my regular room that I go to when I’m working, but I’m not the only one who uses it.

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What was the process like for you to get started?

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 I’m currently going to school right now. I was really strapped for money two years ago and I really didn’t want to move back home and go to community college. I was seeing a guy at the time and he told me he knew of a way I could make easy cash if I was desperate. I told him I was and introduced me to the business and to my current mama-san. For those who’ve never been to an AMP before, the mama-san is basically the manager.

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How much money would you guess you’ve made in your two years?

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I made about $100K over the past 2 years. I even paid off my tuition and told my parents I got a scholarship.

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What are the working conditions like?

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 I can leave anytime and working conditions are great. I set my own hours as long as I let my mama-san know. Mama-sans are the bosses of massage parlors. She’s the one that takes a first look at our clients and decides whether or not to let them into our place. She’s in charge of our safety. If someone looks like a druggie, a cop, or whatever it’s on her to make sure they don’t come in and get with us.

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Would you ever be interested in forming a real relationship with a client? How has this affected your love life?

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Hell no to relationship with a client. It just wouldn’t work out. I’ve had boyfriends that knew what I did and were cool with it at first and suddenly the bomb drops out of nowhere and they start to resent me.

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Is it easy for you to get aroused, or is it generally just a pleasure for them?

Generally just a pleasure for my clients. I only get aroused when guys are being sweet to me and when they’re hot.

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How many girls work at your parlor? Do you all get along?

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 We have 8 girls right now and there’s usually 2-5 of us working there at a time. For the most part we get along, but there is some jealousy from the older girls since they don’t get as many clients. I haven’t had a client yet asking for a dual massage with me, but some of the other girls have and they charge an extra $60 to have a dual massage. We don’t do threesomes, mostly because none of us want to get near each other’s pussies lol

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How many guys have you jerked off/sucked/fucked/anal/etc?

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I’ve lost count. Somewhere in the 400-500s probably if I had to estimate. Maybe even more because honestly, when I’m fucking a client, unless they’re cute or good at fucking, I’m just waiting for them to cum so I can go on with my day.

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Do you like your job?

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 It’s like any job, I have my good days and bad.

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Picthx Daniel Spiess

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  • FoodYeast

    I always love a good Asian Massage Parlor. Rub Maps is a good place to find the best relaxation sessions with wonderful Asian masseuses. Great article.

  • Robert

    One very good article, from a bonafide masseuse at an erotic massage parlor.
    I live in Palmdale, Ca, there are plenty of AMP’s in Lancaster and an abundance of escorts on Backpage and Craigslist. You have to be discrete with both BP and Craigs, but you will find the women that please.
    As far as the AMP’s in Lancaster, nine of ten give full service. Sex, blowjobs and handjobs. I’ve had handjobs for forty dollars, blowjobs for sixty and sex for one hundred twenty dollars.
    My experience at the AMP’s that offer ‘more’ was very good. I’ve had a couple escorts from BP, who work out of their homes, who are good at what they do, for one hundred dollars.