‘You Must Be Under 21 to Enter’ this Kissing Porn Site

Here’s what you’ll find on endlesspornokisses.com: Endless. Porno. Kisses. As in, hardly even first base. As in, the SFW side of tumblr. As in, the kind of porn even nuns could get away with.

There are 15 looping GIFs currently featured on the EPK site, most of which are decidedly unsexy, more like face-fencing than hot and heavy make-out sessions, while others . . . nope, pretty much all the tongues look like tentacles. Writhing alien mouth tentacles. With ’80s hair attached.

The creators’ mission statement, according to Animal New York: “We hope that people realize that romance is anywhere – even in porn.” Well, all right, if you’re into that.

Picthx Ben Sutherland

 

‘You Must Be Under 21 to Enter’ this Kissing Porn Site