3nder App Is Hookup Tinder for Threesomes

Good news for any lustful wallflowers out there: a new dating app called “3nder” (however you pronounce that) promises to provide “threesomes made easy.”

“It’s the easiest way to satisfy your human needs and spend some fun time with other people,” reads the app’s website. Like Tinder, 3nder acts as middleman for anyone looking to score a little menage action without the awkwardness of asking in person. Users upload their photos, interests, and “desires” and get matched up with similar . . . desire-rs. It works for both singles or couples, newbies, or veteran swingers. There’s also an “incognito” option, if you’d rather keep your escapades secret from friends and family.

Or there will be, should the app reach it’s $3M fundraising goal. But chances look good. A promotional image lists the imagined interests of the kind of hipster-idiosyncratic clientele the app seems to target: “Authentic Vice wayfarers, pale cray kale ships small batch, Letterpress chill wave, flexitarian distillery tote bag Portland adipisicing.” I mean, who would’t want in on that?

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3nder App Is Hookup Tinder for Threesomes.