Music Video Features Adorable Cats and Hardcore Porn [NSFW]

According to Noisey, if you were to look at a pie graph of the internet’s top searches, two big chunks would be reserved for adorable cats and hardcore porn. Capitalizing on this casual fact, California-based Xiu Xiu decided to give the masses what they want.

Set against their signature moody, haunting music, the band’s new music video is chock full of wide-eyed kittens and plenty of impressive cocks and tits. Appropriately named “Black Dick,” the video was posted to Pornhub (since YouTube generally isn’t fond of this type of content) and currently has an 89% positive rating.

Welcome to the future of marketing:

Warning: Extreme cuteness and a plethora of giant dicks ahead. 




Charisma Madarang

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