Watch: This Thanksgiving Turkey Gets You High

It’s that time of year again, where we pack on the pounds and nom ourselves right into a food coma. Tis the hibernation season after all. Just in time for Thanksgiving, Cut’s Baked Series has released a step-by-step guide to cooking the perfect marijuana marinated turkey. A few nugs, a little patience and your guests will be skipping the dressing and cranberry sauce (per usual) for seconds of that good-good.

The science is still out on whether or not it’s the tryptophan in the turkey or your uncle’s boring ass story that keeps putting everyone to sleep after the great American carbo-load known as Thanksgiving dinner; however, a little slow-onset ganja buzz is sure to make any conversation with an extended family member exponential better.

A cornucopia brimming with the dank nuggets of the fall harvest is our idea of a holiday peace offering…

Dallon Adams

Dallon Adams is a freelance writer based out of Louisville, KY. His other works include short fiction, prose, essays, daily news and lifestyle features.