Police arrested a Virginia man with the last name Stoner after seizing more than $10,000 worth of marijuana plants from his home on August 14th.
Dude. I know.
Orange County Sheriff’s Office reported that Paul Scott Stoner, 42, of Unionville faces drug charges for growing marijuana and illegal possession of a firearm. A dispatcher said that cops were notified after a tip that Stoner was distributing weed to juveniles. Along with the marijuana and guns, the Associated Press says that authorities also found drug paraphernalia, prescription drugs, needles, and spoons.
We learned two things from this story: 1. Don’t move to Virginia and 2. The self-fulfilling prophecy is REAL folks.
~ Guy Named Stoner Arrested for Marijuana Possession ~