10 Ways to Not Give a Fuck

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10 Ways to Not Give a Fuck

Dedicated to all the non-existent fucks you give.


1. Hit that blunt


2. Quit your day job.


3. Tell your significant other that you “just don’t give a fuck” when they ask why you quit your job.


4. Tell your mom the same thing.





5. Stop checking your emails and set your auto-reply to “Fuck Off.”


6. Stop wearing pants.


7. Eat nothing but chocolate and Chipotle.


Ways to Not Give a Fuck


8. Stop using toilet paper because that shit’s expensive.


9. Pour Pepsi into a Coke cup.


10. Now, repeat after me: