10 Ways to Not Give a Fuck
Dedicated to all the non-existent fucks you give.
1. Hit that blunt
2. Quit your day job.
3. Tell your significant other that you “just don’t give a fuck” when they ask why you quit your job.
4. Tell your mom the same thing.
5. Stop checking your emails and set your auto-reply to “Fuck Off.”
6. Stop wearing pants.
7. Eat nothing but chocolate and Chipotle.
8. Stop using toilet paper because that shit’s expensive.
9. Pour Pepsi into a Coke cup.
10. Now, repeat after me: