10 Ways to Not Give a Fuck

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10 Ways to Not Give a Fuck

Dedicated to all the non-existent fucks you give.

 

1. Hit that blunt

 

2. Quit your day job.

 

3. Tell your significant other that you “just don’t give a fuck” when they ask why you quit your job.

 

4. Tell your mom the same thing.


 

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5. Stop checking your emails and set your auto-reply to “Fuck Off.”

 

6. Stop wearing pants.

 

7. Eat nothing but chocolate and Chipotle.


 

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8. Stop using toilet paper because that shit’s expensive.

 

9. Pour Pepsi into a Coke cup.

 

10. Now, repeat after me:

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