You ever see a “prepubescent ponytail” walking around and think, “That has to go.”
The funny man duo Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues agree with you. Taking matters into their own hands, they armed themselves with a pair of scissors and ran around Cape Town hunting for man buns. Specifically, the “onion that also looks like a dick” type, not the man man buns that unravel to the top of your crack. Right.
Skipping over the fact, that said vigilantes drove around South Africa sporting their own ironically hipster-ready handlebar mustaches, the captured man buns were placed in a tip jar. Don’t worry, this story has a happy ending: the top knots were eventually free into the ocean to live out the rest of their lives in peace.
Warning: graphic images of man bun liberation ahead.