WHAT: Doritos Crunchy Crust Pizza
MADE OF: Every stoner’s tears of joy reincarnated into drops of cheese stuffed into a pizza, which is then topped with a layer of Doritos corn chips glued to the crust with melted mozzarella and cheddar. Does anyone else suddenly want to roll around in a bed of warm, crunchy pizza like gigantic bubble wrap? Anyone? Edible bubble wrap? Sigh.
Apparently, Pizza Hut “spent months developing the new crust,” so kudos to the marketing intern who convinced the company’s board of directors to recreate their best high idea at 3 am. You the real MVP.
Oh, and if you’re not reading this in Australia, read below for major disappointment.
FROM: Pizza Hut Australia.
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